Can't Stop, Won't Stop

animalstalkinginallcaps:

I’M BEGINNING TO THINK ‘YOU HAVE LIMITED OR NO CONNECTIVITY’ IS MY COMPUTER’S WAY OF ASSESSING MY LIFE CHOICES, NOT MY NETWORK CONNECTION.

It’s a big world out there

Designer drugs ?

(via remusslupin)

animalstalkinginallcaps:

HERE I GO AGAAAAIN ON MY OWNNNN!  GOING DOWN THE ONLY ROAD I’VE EVER KNOWN!

BRANDON! CAN I GET ONE MORE BEER OVER HERE, MAN? HIGH LIFE IF YOU’VE GOT IT. CHAMPAGNE OF BREWSKIS.

LIKE A DRIFTER I WAS BORN TO WALK ALOOOO-

YOUR NAME IS JAKE? SINCE WHEN? AND WHAT LAST CALL? YOU CAN’T CALL LAST CALL- IS THAT HOW YOU SAY THAT? “CALL LAST CALL”? THAT’S WEIRD. WHATEVER THOUGH, YOU CAN’T DO THAT WHEN I’M KILLING IT ON SOME KARAOKE! 

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS ISN’T A KARAOKE BAR? THEN WHY HAVE I BEEN SINGING FOR 40 MINUTES? I WAS JUST GETTING TO THE HIGH NOTE, MAN! GIVE ME A BEER! AND WHERE DID YOU PUT MY TABLE? WHAT CITY IS THIS?

(via trashionbitches)